Things that have ruined everything else for me:

Sabra hummus, fage yogurt, dr. Kracker crackers. They cost twice as much as everything else, but so good! So long savings!

On a related note, do people use the word yuppie anymore? Also, if I coined the phrase yipster, would that be enough to get me a guest blog post somewhere?

Whatever guys, I’m drinking some Pinot noir and watching my stories on my first night off in months, no hyperbole. Grad school is tough guys! And my car is dead forever! WTF life, you could at least keep the stink bugs from crawling all over me in my sleep! (Also not hyperbole. They stunk up my pajamas.)

Hope y’all are doing well!